About Me

I’m a writer born and raised in Chicago that’s currently based in Miami. And, yes, I do require a minimum of SPF 50 to survive. I enjoy Netflix documentaries that would shock and horrify most, bleaching my scalp regularly, and Taylor Swift. I also happen to have a dog named Kyle.

When I’m not making ads, I’m warning about the perils of Mercury Retrograde on my astrology podcast Allegedly Astrology.